blusherlock: “Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
I can never tell if my mom is purposely trying to make me feel like shit. Sure seems like it sometimes.
woman-ofthe-woods: kowalska: Jamie Nash, I accept your bronymoon proposal. <333 Hells yes. We should bronymoon in the wilderness with lots of alcohol and campfires and smores. That sounds like the perfect bronymoon!! Also, we were married before. Jamie Russell performed the ceremony at Glenn Falls and we took pictures. hahaha
Jamie Nash, I accept your bronymoon proposal. <333
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
thegayloki: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go...
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I wrote a thing and now it’s online
robertpattindone: look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
serverussnape-always: Is that John Green Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props Sherlock fandom u ok Can you spot the vegan Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
dylanohwhy: fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating...
oscarstardis: what if everyone’s like “doctOR WHo?!” and the doctor’s all “DOCTOR FUCK YOU” and punches the camera and it breaks and that’s it. that’s the special.
I was sleeping this morning when my mom left for work and she decided to hug me. First of all, she scared the shit out of me so I turned over to see what the crap was happening. THEN, her freaking necklace went in my mouth and tried to kill me. When I was trying to sit up to stop the necklace from going down my throat, my mom leaned on my hair and I couldn’t sit up. All in all, it was a...
hotweiners: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda