February 2012
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Today in my biological anthropology class we were doing skull measurements.
Since I am also an English major/nerd, as I was holding the skull, all I could think was
“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.”
I’m actually really hilarious.
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So I was just writing my 750words of the day and it got really weird.
I started out talking about how my room smells like bologna (which it does) and ended up talking about my love for John Green and J.D. Salinger, as well as my love of John Green’s love for J.D. Salinger.
The weird part is how I got to that point. I had no intention of writing about any of those things… I actually...
All of my recently listened to tracks on Last.fm are from the Harry Potter score. It’s kind of embarrassing, but I can’t help it because that’s what I listen to sometime when I have to write a paper. Lyrics are distracting and the only other scores I have are Across the Universe and A Very Potter Musical, which both have lyrics.
I really need to load my other scores onto my...
Random thing that I hate…
I hate when people text, “Can you do me a favor?”
It’s such a waste of a text. Why don’t you just include what you want me to do? Cause I’m just going to ask you what it is anyway. I’m not going to agree to something without knowing. You might as well just tell me what you want right away and make both our lives easier.
Annoyed...
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
crunchberrymessiah replied to your post: Microsoft Works is testing me. I wrote “effects”…
Works? Shouldn’t you be using word?
Ah, yeah… that would make more sense…
Microsoft Works is testing me.
I wrote “effects” and it was underlined. I was like, hmm, that’s weird cause I’m pretty sure that’s right but okay…
So I changed it to “affects” and it was underlined. At this I was like, wow, that’s super weird. It must have accidentally had it underlined, I knew I was right.
So I change it BACK and it’s...
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I… don’t understand this question.
Why don’t I understand this question.
That wasn’t a question.
More of an observation.
Of the pitiful condition.
Of our…
degeneration.
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They recommend taking measures in family planning so that there are no unplanned pregnancies and therefore, not a mass of unexpected human babies on the planet and instead a nice, sustainable number of people.
This can be filed under “Alissa should not write papers while suffering from a lack of sleep.”
File it right there next to my Paradise Lost paper that was kind of just a...
whereismyoscar:
the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British
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Continuing that thought…
I know when she calls back later she’ll say I was being an asshole (except my mom’s never actually called me an asshole so it’ll be some roundabout way of calling me an asshole) and I’m going to deny it because I wasn’t.
But then comes my absolute favorite thing in the world… “Why are you acting so defensive?”
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So my mom calls me and goes, blah blah blah what have you been up to?
And, because I have literally done nothing worthy of saying outloud, I say nothing.
And she gets all pissed and goes, nothing. You’ve done nothing. You sat around watching TV. Nothing. All day.
So I calmly reply, well I haven’t done anything interesting, I’m not going to tell you how many times I’ve...
jame-jame replied to your post: I want to hike the Appalachian Trail.
Me toooooo! Legggoooo! Haha
Yes!!! When are you free for 6 months? hahah
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Is it weird that I love the soundtrack to Van Helsing so much that I bought it?
When the fuck did it become 1 am?
Time flies when you’re writing papers…
I wish shark attacks and blow horns weren’t so loud.
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I want to hike the Appalachian Trail.
It’s only been 2 days but I’m super pumped about 750words.com.
The stats are really interesting and I like being able to just… spew everything out but still have productive things happening.
Also, I’m super creepy and I like to look at the stats of people who don’t have their stuff on private. (You can’t read what they write but their daily stats are shown)
I...
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I’ve been working with my friends from Chobani (THEY’RE THE NICEST PEOPLE EVER.) to…
What I wouldn’t do for copious amounts of Chobani.
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I want coffee but I don’t have any coffee so I’m having instant hot chocolate with colorful marshmallows.
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Sorry for that.
Why the hell is this article I’m supposed to read so long?
Jesus.
As if I don’t have enough things to do.
Ohhh, no me gusta.
Passion Fruit Chobani is awful.
Disappointing.
I rescued your hat
Also
Isla Nublar > Isla Sorna
Any day
I love the Shawshank Redemption so someone should probably buy me this shirt.
http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/shop/product/shawshank-state-prison-regular-fit-t-shirt/
Actually, there’s like 20 shirts/hoodies that I really like on that site because I am a nerd.
“It’s weird seeing you without them… like seeing a severed arm. If that’s insulting, I’m sorry.”
“Insulting, but depressingly accurate.”
High school in a nutshell.
It’s actually a really cool website because it keeps track of everything and has all these awesome graphs and word analyzing things.