Things I never want to hear again:
thequietworld: “oh, but what are you gonna do with that degree?” My life in a blog post.
Me Gusta Zuko!
Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...– (via -sorry)
Jonathan: For the braces that you do put upon my wrists shall not hold me for my soul reaches upon the hills that you have thus chained me in such as . . . Good sir, for I was imprisoned against my will and for the crimes I am not committed for, the DNA test was a lie and for the truth shall not be known for it is all in one . . . Speak not! Why don’t thou speak? Yes, I say everything upon myself!
Drew: Good sir-
Jonathan: Why dost thus insist upon knowing how!
Chip: . . . Okay go on Jonathan.
Jonathan: (Laughing) Why don’t . . . For ye shall come with me. Why be the warden yourself when you can come with me and be a free man committing crimes upon the land and the horse and the dame of the queen’s friend’s uncle?
Drew: (Aside) He has made a proposal. I must consider wisely.
Jonathan: Who are you talking to sir, I say.
SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE HARRY POTTER...
THESE ARE GORGEOUS LET ME DIE Dear Future Spouse, We’re doing this. You don’t have a choice. Much Love, Your Fiancee
Rory Pond punched Hitler. Your argument is...
fuckyeahgallifrey: frumpylittleturdslikeyou: UNF.